what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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