At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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