But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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