Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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