My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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