Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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