on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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