About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
