the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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