Just cropdusted the office
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm sobbing to NWA
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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