This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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