break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I think i got beer on your cat.
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