I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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