omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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