Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
