she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You left your phone here
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