Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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