Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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