Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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