No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Let's paint friendship bongs
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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