JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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