She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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