I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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