he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
