if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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