love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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