Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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