on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
There r osticjed everywhere
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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