Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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