I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
