Porn is love you can see.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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