none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The adults are the big ones right?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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