While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I love having hate sex.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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