Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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