idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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