hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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