i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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