is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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