Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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