Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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