Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
