3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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