So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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