Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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