i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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