They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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