thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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