gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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