Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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