i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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