Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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