Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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