Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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