A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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