Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
